All that is NOT man...

what if one of your cars is fwd for a daily and your other car is rwd?

oh and

driving a cobalt
wearing a visor
hair jell
pre ripped/bleached jeans
color contacts
shaving your chest
pierced ears
waxed eyebrows
line beards = not really even beards JESUS be a fucking man about it

haha, i used to have a vsor that said “I don’t sell drugs”

the ironing was great.

:gotme:

fucking LOL

  • entry level jobs when you’re 30 years old
  • considering ‘environmental impact’ when making a car purchasing decision
  • not wanting children because it doesn’t suit your lifestyle
  • ugly chicks
  • voting

Having kids may or may not interfere with other all that is man activities, so IDK if i can get down with having it on this list.

+1 and they smell and cry and shit.

you’re both wrong and, unfortunately, when you come to that self-realization it will be too late. In fact, the fact that it will be too late is a pre-requisite for the realization.

The lack of vision which leads you into this scenerio is also emasculating.

you cannot be a man without being a father.

Fucking awesome bump. :tup:

… And for those wondering, Bing is preggers again, lol :tup:

Whatever you need to tell yourself brah.

He should name it Admin…

this.

front wheel drive

FWD=For Women Drivers

Unmanly…

-Radio stations 98.5+101.1
-Fuel efficient/Green cars
-“Cute” cars
-The beach
-Trimming the fat off the steak before grilling it.

  • fake eyebrows
  • paying full price for anything made in China
  • protecting your PIN # with your hands at the check-out counter *SNKY
  • collecting ‘points’ for anything other than international air travel
  • every highliter colour except yellow

What if you have spider nipples? Can you get a pass for that?

Silly Bing, u’s are for Canadians :stuck_out_tongue:

FALSE.
Very, very false. In fact, the majority of parenting activities belong on this list.

  • being on time for things
  • listening
  • complaining
  • herpes
  • being on time for a lunch date and listening to a chick complain about her herpes… or your herpes… :slight_smile:

you guys are so delusional.

spreading your seed is what a man does.

being afraid of it because it might be hard work is what a faggot does.