All that is MAN!

announcement:

I win at this thread

that is all

  • talking about highschool while kicking back at the ritz
  • having a fauxhawk
  • reminiscing over that dude you beat up last week
  • telling your ex about that dude you beat up last week
  • talking about intentionally bumping into people to start fights on chippewa
  • talking about roughing up “niggers”
  • talking about getting stabbed by said “niggers”
  • refusing to show the scar from when you got stabbed by aforementioned “niggers”
  • i don’t like showing it to people

barronvonWortzen: my beard is getting bigger
sprocketbash411: siiiiiq
barronvonWortzen: beard+carhart+pickup
barronvonWortzen: = sooo manly
sprocketbash411: hahah
barronvonWortzen: i use elk musk for cologne
sprocketbash411: you’re one week away from flannel lined denim
barronvonWortzen: fuck yeah

this ones for orginal sin

BEER
BUFFET
BOOBIES/BOOTY

the 3 B`s are manly things we like

Oh man. HAHAHAHAHAAHHHAAHAH<3
Sigh.

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAH
I love you.

I quoted this to ridicule you for saying a fauxhawk was manly, but then I read this post again and saw that you were being sarcastic so :tup: to that

Beef
Beer
Bitches

Just not beefy beer bitches. :eek:

Hunting
Camping in a tent
Fishing
Cold beers
Being able to write your name in the snow with out moving youre hips

Beer
Sports
TV
The Wife
Fixin’ up the house

That right there is what all the guys talk about at work,I dont like/do any of that shit so I feel lost.I fucking hate sports with a passion.

  • PTOs
  • sheet rock, esp. the hanging of
  • refusing to “let the woman drive”

“used car” air freshners

patent pending

*grabbing while watching TV
*Taking a shit with door open
*Peeing in the shower
*Smell your own farts
*Greasy hands while dining

:headbang:

Wearing camouflage and using a rifle at close range to kill your dynabrade coworker because he was courting the same “18 year old” disguised 40 year old woman over the internet.

shooting small defenseless animals with high powered weapons

*Cupping farts
*Skidmarks
*Same underwear for 3 days
*Flannel
*child support

^^^wow*** Thats more like “being a pig”

mossy oak obsession
coon skin cap
camo fanny pack for hunting
mesquite scent cologne
torque

fuck you, i looked good in that mossy oak jacket

fixed

typo’s ruled me…fixed again