Anyone looking to spend $38k?

Not true.
People just get confused and bother you in traffic. It’s kind of annoying really…
I can’t drive my car on a pissed off day. I get waived down by every person sitting in traffic beside me.

However, use “Have you ever given head from that side of the car before? No? Well here’s a chance you shouldn’t pass out on.” phrase next time you have a new lady friend joining you.