needed: "most likely to..." type automotive catagories

im sure you guys remember these from high school graduation

they were like “most likely to show up late for their own wedding”

same idea here, but looking for automotive based catagories, such as “most likely to put a put a headgasket on backwards” or “most likely to do blow the tires on a rental for the fun of it”

catagories only in this thread please, once we get 30 or so catagories, i will make a new thread for nominations for each catagory

keep it clean and lighthearted, no horribly biased catagories where there would be only one possible nomination

ie: nothing like “most likely to post multiple threads in one day about weather or not he should sell his r/t truck, and what he should get afterwards” or such (sorrt mike, first thing that came to mind, lol)

GO !!!

most likely to misspell automotive in a thread subject

most likely to be a member yet never own a car

lol … i hit refresh in the user cp, and my first thought was “oh fuck, two responses and i know one is about my spelling”

edit: im drunk, so at least i got all the letters in there :slight_smile:

most likely to get caught doing air wrenching for lefty loosey.

Most likely to break a Toyota Tacoma.

Most likely to get bitch slapped in person for an internet argument.

Most likely to boost a lawn mower.

Most likely to DIAF.

Most likely to never retire because of their car bills.

Most likely to not move beyond the 80s in terms of technology.

"Most likely to be nominated “most creepy” "

most likely to eat a cheesburger

Most likely to misspell cheeseburger. :slight_smile:

most likely to post on saturday mornings so there is time for grammatical analysis

most likely to never use punctuation.

most likely to make a useless thread today.

most likely to be humped.

most likely to make a poll thread.

most likely to post a porn link.

most likely to have a thread turned around on him.

most likely to post a DIY thread.

most likely to make a thread stating a new idea, yet, its really a shitty idea.

Most likely to never mod their car but still hang with a lot of them.

most likely to fall off a cliff trying to drift

most likely to be BANNED

Most likely to boast about being as good a driver as Juan Pablo Montoya.

Most likely to boast about being a talented as Chip Foose.

Most likely to boast about being as knowlegeable of the marketplace as Carlos Ghosn.

Most likely to punch out like Dale Earnhardt.

most likely to go to jail for being creepy

most likely to be at mighty taco tonight:

hahaha

Most likely to end up living in a van down by the river.