Not your typical whore. She came to me when she did not perform and was dropped off by a greasy truck driver. She has been around the block more than a few times. she has been taking up space for the last 2 years or so and I’m tired of looking at her busted face and worked over body.
When I finally got her started, the thrill was over.
Her Nike’s are junk, do not match, and do not hold air.
She needs a new belt if you want her to continue to be on time.
Her plumbing is also in a bit of disrepair as the lines she sucks through are pretty crappy and
there are other misc plastic bits that need replacing so that she will breath properly again.
She can hold up to 12 CD’s worth of music without the need for one of those annoying and convenient MP3 players.
I have kept her locked away for a while but I’m interested in what the speeders would be willing to offer for trade or cash.
Things I’m interested in are: long walks on the beach, meat, bicycles, motorcycles, tricycles, things that do not suck, and/or things that can entertain me.
EDIT: I would also like to point out that the junk in her trunk is in fact not included.
