Alien Killed In Panama

Thats some pretty serious sick shit. Seen this on another forum.

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looks like a deformed sloth, or Fraggle rock

"In a “desperate bid to defend themselves” the four terrified boys said they hurled rocks at the strange creature to kill it, before throwing its corpse in the water and running away.

Their disbelieving parents returned to the lake the following day — and were stunned to discovered the beast’s body washed up on the shore.

Experts have yet to examine the images — or make any statements regarding their discovery.

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But locals told Panama news channels, who ran the story, that the water-monster was “Gollum from Lord of the Rings”.

One said: “I have only seen that creature once before - and it was in the Tolkien film.”

The fictional Gollum — originally known as Smeagol — was a hobbit whose later name was derived from the “disgusting gurgling, choking cough he made”.

JRR Tolkien — who wrote the Middle Earth adventures — said of the character: "He had become deformed and twisted in both body and mind by the corruption of the Ring.

“His only desire was to possess the Ring which had enslaved him, and he pursued it for many years after he lost it.” "

better hope humans didnt beat it to death.
Anything capable of intergalactic travel > earthians who have trouble with commercial air craft.

if you can stand there hurling rocks at something long enough to kill it, you weren’t in any danger in the first place

and yea, its a bald sloth, even i can see that

yo dawg i heard you like aliens

rofl @ the comments

Im the nigga that killed that shit, THE ALIEF TIGER STRIPE. Holla at me if u want to know where to find these ugly lil monsters.

LMFAO AT THE GOVERNMENT AGENTS ON HERE TRYING TO COVER UP THIS STORY BY SAYING IT’S A SLOTH AND GOOGLE IT. THE JIGGS UP YOU PIGS. WE KNOW ITS AN ALIEN. WE KNOW ALIENS EXIST

HOW WENDY WILLIAMS GOT THERE SO FAST…ONE MORE THING FUCK ALL WHITES

dis dat illuminati shit

These sum bitches done boiled the hair of mu fukin sloth an callin it ET…what the fruukd is going on people damn!!!

“Oh Look! that could possibly be the first form of intelligent life elsewhere in the universe…could be something HISTORIC! i know…LETS BEAT IT TO DEATH!”

:picard:

Fucking retarded…

alien or not is beside the point…for these kids to think it was an alien, and react that way toward it, makes me lose some of the little faith i had left in humanity…

haha dude everyone of your posts is like this. orly, you lost faith in humanity because young boys got scared and therefor aggressive about something they don’t understand?

WHAT’S WRONG WITH OUR GENERATION OMGF, WE’RE THE ONLY ONES TO EVER HAVE THIS MINDSET!

give me a break whiner. totally normal response from scared kids. totally average silly news article.

ugh, even though its only a sloth, I cant finish my cereal. lol

It’s a damn tree sloth. Old news…

FUCK YOU IT’S AN ANTEATER!

Lol yes

anything posted on www.worldstarhiphop.com is suspect.

It’d be funnier if the title read “Alien Killed in Pajamas”

http://girlongirlaction.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/anteater.jpg

^^^^YES!!!

video has been removed… ohhhhh poopie

http://images.starcraftmazter.net/4chan/animals/anteater.png
http://www.whatknows.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/pleased-to-meet-you-im-an-anteater.jpg

So is that what they are calling them nowadays… hrmmm.

This pics make me want an anteater so bad