hahahah
Hunter Dan action figures.
burned gear oil
Condom dispensers at truck stops
Huge jugs of protein
Beer
Meat (not in a homosexual manner)
Football
Porn
The everlasting pot belly
nascar
pit stains
hairy burnouts
tractor trailers
CB radio
dodge rams with the 12Vcummins…with stacks.
confederate flag on truck somewhere.
bitting off beer caps
inhaling diesel smoke
running a dishwasher with no soap
when your yacht club has only bass pro boats
shaving with the same blade you used to gut deer
Ghey, its chocolate flavored. Real men take whey straight up.
scratching your ass and smelling your fingers
-Lot lizards
-Incessantly referring to your ‘stang’ or ‘bird’ as a sports car
-Using the pinky and thumb to symbolize what you said to a girl on the phone to your friends (all the while completely falsifying how the conv. really went)
-Money Clips
-Wearing work boots 7 days a week
-Eating Gas Station Hot Dogs & Food
-Bragging about injuries and Physical problems
kicking off your muddy woverienes before walking into gas station or fine diner.
flexing while leaning on your purple v8 f-bod while wearing a wifebeater in janurary outside of a 7-11
yukon jack on the rocks
cell phone clips
calling girls “broads” or “dames”
greasy old school buffalos bills hats
wearing your 15 year old zubas while picking up beer for “the big game”
richard simmons
michael jackson
rosie o’donell
ryan seacrest
dougie houser
All that is MEN. End thread :shoot: Yes we are badass, we know 
And yes, there are sesame street characters on my shirt. I heart my shirts