our resident k20 owner is so busy humping his cars he hasnt had time to hump any females in his 18 yr life?.. seriously… ive never SEEN joey with a chick much less even hear him talking about the opposite gender?.. coincidence?
AND FOR THAT MATTER!!!
neither has one of our 30r dub owners… and im not talking about brett… id say something smells fishy here but that would be a reference to pussy and we know neither of these 2 are getting any of that… thoughts and comments?
:ponder
HAHAHAHAHAHA
I better not catch either one of them checkin out my junk…or im gonna head butt someone.
It’s because they didn’t buy a corvette.
haha i could see if you 50 and cant get pussy buying a corvette but 18? most girls that age count give a fuck what you drive.
well, the thing is you wouldn’t see me coming out to the lot or hanging out with you guys for reason. the girls i talk to could care less what i drive and have zero intrest in cars. you would see me at a live at five, parties, nothing car related other social events. i don’t get my personal life get tied in with cars. out of all the girls i talk to the saratoga girls are really doing it for me. i really have a thing for the european girls too. :giggedy don’t worry about what goes on in my personal life. it has no concern to any of you.
unshaven pussy FTL
thats something to argue about. ive seen girls with sideburns.
at monsterjam at LVD.
Facts:
STI w/ Pink rims- Girls like it, cause its cute. It matches their undies, and reminds them of dirty pillow fights at a all girl sleepover.
Vette- Its a vette. It makes the girls Wet, enough said.
SS- T-tops = girls topless…plus my exhaust rumbles their cooter now.
Cobra- Sounds fast to girls, it turns them on. Their nipples get hard, and they want a ride.
Civic- Attracts blind chicks, because every chick that can see, notices theirs nothing special.
TDI- Attracts men.
i’ve got a hatchback… whats not to like?
I have never been with a girl with hair. I swear to god if I reached down there and felt hair I would get up and walk away.
hahahaa
/fucking thread… thats a fucking classic.
the fact that umm… its a hatchback?
You could replace “STI w/ Pink rims” with “Miata” and that statement would still make complete sense… You saying his car makes girls thinks hes gay? I guess I could see where you get that from. :nana
+1…neither have I. If their ever was that case, I would stop immediately, say im going to the bathroom and get the fuck outa there.
^haha
did you mean to say he rubs your ass crack?
i second that , shaved FTW
say as you wish. most girls would prefer my car over yours. it would be nice if this forum wasn’t a minority of girls so we could get a real vote in. what’s a girls forum haha.
dude… im telling you right now… i keep my shit clean and tight to the vest down there… if a girls got a snatch rodent growing in her thong, im outta there faster than u can say muff mites.