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@kramerbuccs24

Does the Alaskan Shitrod sound appealing to you?
YES
NO

dude
. not. at . all.

@KrazyKid

Ummm,

OP srs question.

What was the worst lesbian sexual experience you ever had? What happened and why was it bad for you?

with a staight chick, and we were both drunk…to the point that i don’t remember how it ended… i may have fallen asleep.

@AlpineSkiier

Squirter?

no i am not… though i think it could be hot.

@bennyfizzle

How old was the oldest vagina you have stimulated manually or orally? Youngest?

36… and as a ref. i am 30 (almost 31) but when i hit the 36 i was 28.

@RocketPunch

Question: At what age did you realize you are attracted to the same sex?

8 ish.

@deadbeatrec

you know how i know your gay?

cause i listen to coldplay?

@LKSi

2. alabama hot pocket

The Alabama Hot Pocket is a special fetish maneuver that roughly involves taking a shit into a woman’s vagina, typically followed up by a good ole fuckin’. The term “Alabama” originated from a lesser known, but crucial additional practice that involves “Porky Piggin’” the female who has recieved the Hot Pocket. In Alabama, you see, good old redneck boys, when bored, would fuck pig troughs or large, wet piles of mud. To properly perform the Porky Piggin’ follow-up procedure, one must take a massive shit onto the vagina WITHOUT spreading the lips. This creates a core that enters the woman, and then dregs that explode out all over her. By randomly stabbing with the cock, one will successfully Porky Piggin’ the girl… repeating, naturally, the action that would normally be associated with screwing a pile of mud or animal trough.

Yeah boy, I gave her a good ole Alabama Hot Pocket. What? No shit I Porky Piggin’d that shit.

you lost me at the poo. … you lost me at poo.

@bennyfizzle

Have you ever “smoked pole”?

if yes, in terms of ease, what is easier? smoking pole, or chomping box?

box… def the box.

@johnnyk

does asshole taste like a roll of pennies?

yes.

@slwrthnu

my question got skipped, either thats a no or was it written somewhere that you can only ask questions about ur sex life…i only saw not about cars.

i must have missed it. what was it?

@88slowmarro

would you ever help us get pjb out of his 8 yr hiatis “sp” or in easy terms ,the last time he got ass is when his finger poked thru the toilet paper . orrrr the last vag he saw was momma when he was comin out

rough.

@Murrdog9000

what is the best part about being a lesbian?

vag, boobs. the rabbit. sybians… etch.