First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it.
Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful.
I don’t care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone’s face.
Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON’T have to swallow.
My ears are NOT handles.
Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick?
I don’t care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart.
Having my period does not mean that it’s “hummer week” - get it through your head - I’m bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don’t feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can’t have sex right now.
Extension to #8 - “Blue Balls” might have worked on high school girls - if you’re that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol.
If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don’t tell me I’ve just “wrecked it” for you.
Leaving me in bed while you go play video games immediately afterwards is highly inadvisable if you would like my behavior to be repeated in the future.
If you like how we do it, it’s probabl y best not to speculate about the origins of our talent. Just enjoy the moment and be happy that we’re good at it. See also rule #2 about gratitude.
No, it doesn’t particularly taste good. And I don’t care about
the protein content.
No, I will NOT do it while you watch TV.
When you hear your friends complain about how they don’t get blow jobs often enough, keep your mouth shut. It is inappropriate to either sympathize or brag.
Just because “it’s awake” when you get up does not mean I have to “kiss it good morning.”
Some chick i used to know was bragging about how she had no gag reflex. One night whilst she was giving me road head, she threw up all over my junk. It was one of the most disturbing things i’ve ever endured. And yet, i was proud of myself at the same time.
and on a side note, bitches all need to suck dick. Its fucking mandatory. We build roads, highways, malls, schools, and everything that you dumb bitches need to survive. All girls should get a set of knee pads with their driver’s license.
thay gotta get them before 18 most of the girls around here are like 13 when there losing there virginity. I think there is something in the water in Sottdale.
