Badass content ITT: Definition of badass BMW 5 series/them be fighting words!!!

[Mafdark]

@Mafdark

everyone lay the fuck off numbscrapper,

hes got way more money than you
more gold
better wheels
more horsepower
a better car in a better color
hes a boxer and therefore stronger than you
he wins extreme fights against crazy dudes with machetes and guns
hes a body builder
and most importantly he hates to toot his own horn

DO NOT FUCK WITH HIM

Time for a forum wide scavenger hunt to find references to each. I’ll start:

1. hes got way more money than you
   http://shift518.com/showpost.php?p=670179&postcount=21