Best random Craigslist finds

I’ll start this one with this crazy post
http://nashville.craigslist.org/cto/3693696770.html

This is what it said before it was deleted

very good car its solid grey with a few pee spots in the floor … call me lets meet up im ready too sell. Ive got too much booty in this back seat I need somthing new . Ill trade for a scooter or some blow I also have pics just ask me for my portfolio . thanks Kyle 615-812-1288

Condom Jackpot. http://albany.craigslist.org/had/3669729788.html