Burress accidentally shot in leg at nightclub, hospitalized

Ok, I’m not going to argue with you because football players may get special treatment, and even if not, he’s probably not the first guy anyone would try to pick a fight with. But I really can’t say for certain how that works inside prisons. I’ve been able to avoid that thus far in life.

The closest thing I know is either American History X or the Morgan Freeman line from Shaw Shank that goes something like:
“I’d like to tell you that he fought them off, but prison is a tough place…”

That or don’t pocket carry a gun (with a round chambered) that has no safety other than a “trigger safety.”
Personally, I don’t know how IWB holsters sell so well, I hate them.