Calling all facey-spacey whores

It’s just for you.

http://cgi.ebay.com/hand-held-monopod-camera-extender-new-27_W0QQitemZ310165168071QQcmdZViewItemQQptZDigital_Camera_Accessories?hash=item483748dfc7&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14

ugh.