Saw this in the news today and thought a caption contest would be necessary.
They like handling shuttlecock.
honey, i blew up the birdie.
“It takes 2 to handle this massive cock”
yup…this net will be a bitch to set up
BUY IZOD CLOTHING.
Why?..Because RACECOCK!
why u guys calling it a cock???
its a giant birdy!!!
Was this your caption or did you not actually know the real name for a “birdy” is shuttlecock?
Shuttlecock guys… like the ball boys of tennis, only GAYER
Its formal name is a shuttle cock
“We’ll show the blackies that they’re not the only ones with big cocks!”
then its a shuttlecock but its not a COCK.
COCKCOCKCOCK
U MAD?
“I thought you were trying to compensate for something when you bought that Porsche, but this just confirms my suspicions.”
I still can’t believe Serena Williams switched to badminton.
“Remember the penny we dropped off the Empire State building last year? This bitch is gunna really FUCK SHIT UP DOWN THERE!!!”
“Where can we hide this big cock?”