Saw this on another forum. Kinda funny.
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America’s Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn’t want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named ‘Bush’, ‘Dick’, and ‘Colon’."
-Chris Rock
yea ive heard/seen this before… a good chuckle lool
He has good writers 
“if a chick has her tongue pierced, she’ll prolly suck your dick… if a guy has his tongue pierced, he’ll prolly suck your dick”-some writer for chris rock
" that’s how good krispy kream doughnuts are – krispy kream doughnuts are so good that if i told you right now they had crack in ‘em you’d go ‘i knew something was up. i knew these doughnuts are too damn good man. got me knockin’ on the doughnut window at two o’clock in the mornin. come on open up man, gimme one mo’ doughnut, i’ll do anything, i’ll suck ya dick!!’. that should be the new slogan for krispy kreams – krispy kream, so good you’ll suck-a-dick. " :lol: 
yeah i could spend all day typing my fav chris rock jokes…