Clerks 2

Hilarious movie… and Beck, you missed a great agruement in the movie about Ass To Mouth! :lol:

And its Inter-Species Erotica FUCKO!!!

Blasphemy(sp?) Hilarious movie id put it on par. More laughs than the first but 10k budger vs 10mil budget clerks still a lil>than 2

HAHAHAHAH YES!

i had so much trouble trying to remember that last night.

Hey Fucko!, for an extra 500 bux you can fuck Kelly after the show.

:lol:

Pillow Pants FTW

i know, i know… the old-schoolers don’t feel the same way

but i liked this one Way better :slight_smile:

saw it hilarious.

17 year old chicks let you go ass to mouth man.

what?! you never go ass to mouth. never!

i was crying at the LOTR scean. holy shit :lol:

funny ass movie :tspry:

and i saw clerks one for the first time right before the movie :headbang:

THEY’RE HOBBITS

Anne Frank … or … Helen Keller

I can’t believe I haven’t gone ot see this yet. WTF is wrong with me? :lol:

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS???

call me tomorrow night, i can’t stand to hear that YOU of all people have not seen it yet

It definately had it’s moments, but I think the original was still better. The LOTR almost made me piss myself!

Ok i finally saw it…omfg it was awsome!

“You should write “Eat Pussy!!” On the side of the building”
“Is that the fucking bible? Hey Hey Hey, The Holy Fuckin Bible”
“I’m fuckin bored, boredom is the first step on the road to relapse.”

saw it last night, fucking awesome movie. Jay and Silent Bob movies are always good. t-motherfucking-up!!!

“you cant say porch monkey, its a racial slurr”
“no its not, my gramma use to call me that all the time, its not racist…though now that i think about it she did once refer to a broken beer bottle as a nigger knife”

OMFG Funnyest line ever!

Movie was HILARIOUS! And yeah, JEG, that was funny as hell, haha.

she always said she’d put a sheeny curse on me

:rofl:

-I thought Sam was gonna tell the little Hobbits to go for a walk so he could saunter over to Frodo and suck his fucking cock. Now that would have been an Academy Award-worthy ending.
-Did you know Jesus was a Jew?
-you gotta be as blind as Anne Frank not to see that.

laughed muh ass off

lmfao…the ann frank referances were awsome