On my desk was my half consumed can of Coke.
When I returned from lunch I had a half consumed bottle of Pepsi with me.
I mixed the two so I would only have one container on my desk.
I have been violently ill ever since.
Dismissed as coincidence.
That is all.
each company adds half of a poison mixture to their product. When mixed, the formula is complete. You will be dead soon.
:bloated:
awesome
Not totally true. You forgot to mention this only takes place in the presence of semen.
I knew I should have locked my office door when I went to lunch.
did it smell like smoke?
lol We need to have an experiment.
Someone else try it
Post Results
Profit?
Die?
Congrats, you now got the aidz.
Bro, its called, “da dy-slo”
Wow, someone more anal retentive than me! 
u gonna die. i lost my best friend to a mixture of sierra mist and mt. dew 3 years ago.
:lol:
As we all know Coke and Pepsi are fierce competitors. It would seem that this fighting nature has transmitted itself to the actual product and the two rival beverages are now fighting a war in your stomach.
damn right 
hahahahahhahahahahhahaha. thats a good one.
someone probably pee’d in the pepsi bottle :eek: