Cougarspeed: I AM F'ING AWESOME!

i’ve found there are three categories for choosing women:

sanity
looks
smarts

choose two

if you don’t believe me, you have not known her long enough

for example:

she could be bangin and sane, but try to have a decent conversation with her and you wish you never tried

she could be smart and sane, but she’s not so easy on the eyes

If she looks good and she is smart, she’s off the DEEP end.

there are varying degrees, but I have yet to find one that doesnt fit into this