Death by Dutch

[08GT500]

Oven…

http://www.ronsonwriter.com/content/view/69/9/

[1QIKZ]

He’s committed the “perfect crime”.

[JayS]

The internet has such terrible satire detection.

Another “news” item from that site:
http://www.ronsonwriter.com/content/view/58/17/

lol

[08GT500]

Thanks Buzz McKill.