Derek Jeter: "Thanks for banging me, there's a gift in the car"

[Mafdark]

@KrazyKid

Women.

They go to the press to make someone look like a douche becasue they slept with them twice but the dude forgot about the first one, but instead all I see is a gold digging slut that got fucked and failed twice. LOL

Jetter 1, dumb loose bitches 0!

Are you kidding me? She got his signed balls. I’m sure she’ll take them all the way to the bank.