Did you Hear About The 2 Gay Judges?

girls don’t like that lovey dovey shit - they like it when you smack them in the face with your cawk and give them Dirty Sanchez’s and shit like that. oh yea, don’t open up doors for them or offer to pay the bill at dinner, girls hate that stuff.

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ps. I hope my wife doesn’t read this :x: :smiley:

ask sam!!! :hs:

i emailed it to her!!! :finger:

me = :owned:

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I had a guy that did all that lovey dovey stuff… didn’t work out. He was TOO sensitive… made me want to puke. Of course, I’m not your typical money grubbing preppy snotty stuck-up girl anyways.

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lets let the hubby respond to that one…

sight= post up reply here, then PM me the real reply.

ME TO

tell’em you know me

tell’em you know me!

:smiley: The replies will be the same… I’m confident of that! :slight_smile:

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try talking with her instead of taking advice from some dipshit in a magazine :rolleyes:

sorry just saw that one.

Here is the real answer because I don;t beat around the bush. I very strait forward with people.

(PS keep the ricer comments to a minimum)

Jenn has never been money grubbing. Christ she has even bought stuff for me for my car like my hood for my B-day (before we were married), part of our wedding money went for my body kit, and tax return went for my seats this year.

Its actually nice because I don;t have to feel guilty when I go out and buy stuff and I don;t have to worry about money “missing” when I go to do big projects in the house, from her going out and buying 20 pairs of shoes when she’ll wear each pair maybe once.

Christ she is on my credit card that I got prior to us getting married and she used it like once I think.

I have truely lucked out finacially with her. She is not the typical sneaky, money grubbing whore.

she just enjoys the box lunch :naughty: which I can deal with :smiley:

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See! Told you I wasn’t worried about the response… me :love: you Mike.

she is just not a good driver…

well yeah that is a downside, but we fixed that…

She isn’t aloud to drive my car under any circumsatnces :smiley:

:bsflag: I was allowed to… once… at like midnight around the block of the industrial park. :smiley: