[size=3][color=blue]This is just a lil write-up I did for a myspace group, and I figured that it would be helpful here 
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[size=4]Warning: [/size][/color][/size]This write-up, like many other write up’s on hondas, turbos, wheel sizes, etc etc. is not for everyone. Some guys are just plain ol’ fucked. But if you can pull atleast any sense of common courtesy, look atleast halfway normal, and aren’t a total fucktard…you can land a girl in just a few short steps.
[size=1]1.) Always look halfway decent. The joy of finding a girl, is that once you land her, and start something with her…you don’t have to get ready to make her happy. Now there are a few discrepancies involved here: [/size]
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For different styles and attire, there are different types of girls. (For example: If you pop your collar, you won’t be getting the same girls I get/like…or any at all.)
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Some girls like the sloppy, unshaven, crappy look…stay the fuck away. Cause after they establish a first impression…they too will stop shaving, and become sloppy (if they already aren’t).
2.) How to read a girl, is a crucial part. I can look at a girl, estimate how many guys she has slept with, and if she is going to be worth it in the long run. I can also sometimes decipher how they shave…their legs :snky: -
If a girl is giving off that porn star vibe. Stay away. Seriously. I don’t care how hot she is, one hour of fun isn’t going to make up for a life time of scabbing, blistering and pussing.
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If within 5 mins a girl is already wanting to go home with you. Stay away, and ask yourself… “How many other guys has she met, and within 5 mins went home with them…probably a lot”
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If it looks like she spent…or just plain ask her, how long she spends on her make-up and hair. If its over an hour (an hour is just my judgement, sometimes you might be able to handle more) run. When a girl says an hour…its more like 3 hours. Now imagine, coming home from work…realizing…wow i have a few good hours left to go to the bars. Call up your girl. 3 hours later your just leaving her house to go downtown. Beckington says :tdown: to that nonsense,
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If she’s right away having mood swings…GET THE FUCK OUT. Imagine how it will be once she gets comfortable with you.
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If shes got madddd guys blowin up her mobile. Run. (Self Explanitory)
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If her friends are mad hot… :tup: , because you’re going to need someone to cheat on her with after she fucks you over at some point.
3.) Your approach. Is pretty much one of the most crucial parts in obtaining a girls interests. Now your going to win some, and your going to lose some. You have to guestimate, what kind of humor this girl possesses. If she seems like she wants to laugh…approach her in an odd, yet funny way. If she seems serious, approach her with a Shakespearian type of way. If the girl seems like a thinker…run. JUST KIDDING…approach her with a serious, stern type of way. Most girls that are “thinkers”, or “serious”, just need a good boning.
4.) Pick-up lines DO WORK. Aslong as they are funny, and the girl gets the point that its to be funny. I myself have personally used the “I just cleaned my room”……”wanna fuck??” one. And its worked…it made the girl laugh.
Making girls laugh is 100% the biggest objective you have, and the biggest key to success in your endeavors.
IF YOU MAKE A GIRL LAUGH, YOU ARE 9/10’s OF THE WAY THERE.
[left]5.) Now we must remember to go in thinking:[/left]
ANYONE…ANYWHERE…CAN BE ATTRACTED TO ANYONE AT ANY GIVEN TIME.
6.) Now, we must remember girls want to be paid attention to. That’s why they do what they do. So when you do finally start talking to girl:
- PAY ATTENTION TO THEM
- Pick your target wisely…cause once you pick one, at the bar….the next 2 girls to her left, and to her right are off limits. Cause all your magic you are going to be working…will be overheard and your tactics will be shot.
- NOW…if you run into a group situation. Don’t be alarmed. We all know that they are more powerful in packs…but its okay. Just be polite and curtious to her friends, as well as pay attention to her.
- Now I said, “Pay Attention”, I don’t mean drape yourself on her…but make sure: 1.) She holds her interest 2.) She knows your interested.
- Make sure her friends are enjoying your company…we don’t need them all going to the bathroom, and commenting to her on how big of an ass you are.
- Comment on stupid shit. Such as make-up colors, hair, shoes, purses, jewelry, etc etc. Girls like the smallest little things…it shows your paying attention.
- MAKE EYE CONTACT…JESUS CHRIST.
HOW TO THROW THESE LAST TWO TIPS TOGETHER: 1.) Look at her in the eyes and smile. Break eye contact first. It shows she’s in control, and women love that shit. 2.) Throughout the conversation you have been cooking up ideas on compliments….spit one out. Such as: “Oh My God, I like your shoes, they sparkle (or some useless bullshit). Be cute about it….not scientifically correct, and don’t use big words. You’ll either confuse them, and/or girls like it when they know more about stuff than guys. 3.) Be sure your looking at what your complimenting. Don’t look at the ceiling and compliment their shoes. 4.) Re-establish eye contact, and continue with a different part of something. Don’t dwell on one little compliment…it makes you seem desperate, and that you are obsessed with them.
- Joke around with them. Poke fun at them, but only in small amounts, and don’t dwell on one big significant area of humor. Don’t make fun of their hair for a while, than compliment it. Its going to show them, you don’t know what your doing, and that you really aren’t a man of your word.
- BE CUTE
[size=5]DON’T ASK THEM WHAT KIND OF CAR THEY DRIVE. DON’T ASK THEM IF THEY LIKE CARS. DON’T TALK ABOUT CARS IN GENERAL… I KNOW THIS MAY BE HARD FOR A FEW OF YOU, BUT THAT’S WHY YOU HARDLY EVER GET LAID.[/size]
7.) Now to sum basically everything up. You just need to be yourself. You don’t want a girl who is going to like someone, who you aren’t. If a girl doesn’t like you, or you lose one. Its life. Get over it. Shit happens. Theres 3 billion women out there. You don’t want to be un-happy with someone for an extended period of time, or not able to act like yourself around them.
8.) If your just looking to get laid, most of the time you can tell them straight up…because they are looking for the same thing. There are a lot of shy girls out there…and shy girls need a good fuck once in while too.
9.) Show girls that they can be themselves around you, and that your going to show them things, and take them places they can only imagine. GIRLS FEIND FOR THAT SHIT.
10.) And its been said before:
[color=red]“If you land yourself a date with a girl, you don’t have to impress the girl. Shes already in her mind said “yes” to you. You just have to make sure you don’t fuck shit up.”
[left]11.) If a girl turns you down, or doesn’t like you. Remember its been said before. Bitches Aint Shit. [/left]
[/color][center]GOOD LUCK
And Always Remember, that you can only have 2 of the 3 S’s:
SEXY, SMART, or SANE.
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