How To Get Girls: 101

Exactly. But the other problem is that I can’t get over myself.

and if that’s true… what’s the point of a 101 thread?

its def not girls that dont like me. Every girl ever likes me :stuck_out_tongue: . unless they are rug munchers, or has something bigger up their ass than i can provide them with.

it means bitches as in the mean ones. Which 90% of the race which holds a vagina as a distinguished characteristic is a bitch, or has the tendency to be a bitch. As do most guys, in regards to being an ass-o.

I dont hate all girls. In fact I believe that girls are one of gods greatest inventions. I have never ever ever said anything disrespectful to a girl, for anyreason other than she she deserves it. And even when she deserves it, i believe that to be a bigger man, you should just walk away. I’ve had girls cheat on me, and i simply just dont talk to them (except for one time). I am genuwinely an extremely nice guy, and get along with everyone. ITS WHEN PEOPLE TAKE LIFE TOO SERIOUSLY THAT I RUN INTO PROBLEMS.

i believe that a lot of people need to lighten up…on here and in real life.

all women are bitches

some more than others, some in public, some at home, but make no mistake… they are all bitches at one point or another… reminds me of a saying…

“When you see the most beautiful drop-dead georgus girl, with prefect everything, in the sexiest outfit ever, just remember one thing… somewhere out there, another man is completly fed up with her shit”

HAHAHAH Juicedsssssss is my hero :lol:

You can always try and be yourself, you know, not put up some fake front.

I guess its all what you are after though, I for one am into getting to know a girl etc etc etc, making a relationship out of it. But if you are just out to get laid, then yes you can be a tool and follow this.

I see.

I agree with 1/2.

I won’t say which half, but if you guys follow this, your better off going to a gay bar to test your tactics.

Real girls look for real guys. Not girly guys, not femmy pink guys… a real man. Not to be confused with “boy”.

I will keep my comments to myself, I actually have work to do today. Let the attention whore have his day :stuck_out_tongue:

sigh… Jack if you only knew how bored I am at work you would have posted something better than that :tdown:

and I pity anyone who truly needs this tutorial :frowning:

lol…

azndc5er time for you to take the reins…

I cant be myself around women when Im trying to get laid…just doesnt work…im too freaken weird. But Im good at faking being normal

ya just gotta know you limitations and work around them.

I just read that article…tried everything it said…I just had sex 354 times in a row…

-Cheater-

Lemme see if this works…

Hey Janny, I just clipped my toenails. Wanna go back to my place and see what develops ?

Lemme know how this affects you…

it reminded me of the last time i saw a period

LMAO

If this were titled “easy way to get laid and not pay for it…” then this thread might hold 3.4 ounces of credit.

<shrug>

Matt, I hate to say it but…you have no idea. Lets not get into that…for your sake. :wink:

Beck, I play games too, but the rules are different for every person. If everyone starts playing the same game, it gets old real quick. See what I am getting at? I am not hating you or your style, it is just hard to genralize like that.

what the fuck… i am a charming motherfucker. i always act like me.

I dunno about this thread, if I have to be someone else and put forth lots of effort to impress a girl just for her to like who I am its not worth it. I’ve never had a problem finding a girl and I always just act like myself. Different things work for different people, theres no one set of rules you should follow.

Picking up chicks 102:

Don’t put gay tats on your little tummy. Once you get a chick into bed after acting like someone else, the real you makes an appearance with “mini” you… and then your basically screwed… and not by the minor putting her clothes back on.

not to be a asshole beck

but what happen at warped tour…u were asking about the hot chick that was standing right there and you didnt know how to approach her

then i kept moving closer to you so you would move over toward her…then you moved to the other side of me

then you had michelle ask if she was on myspace

but when you got home you added her on myspace and talked to her via that way instead of in person at warped tour

i didnt read this whole thing because im to fucking lazy

http://uncutohh.ytmnd.com/

Mmm… toenails… :baby: