How To Get Girls: 101

Geesh… the tat and this thread didn’t give it away… but I guess I know what really happens now.

Confidence rocks. I love being me all the time.

Jack’s big red terblow mobile is a chick magnet, while girls often ask me why my car is so fugly :lol:

:rofl:

half of that sounds like he watch the movie Hitch over and over

HAHA… they fear my car… lifter tick sounds like a bomb, and the BOV is surprising to most chikas.

I think your car is hott… huge wing, big scoop… nice back seat…

Anyone who watched Hitch is a gay fricken homo:lol:

I tried to get my gf to lay across the wing wearing nothing but a Subaru rallyteam hat, she wouldn’t have any of it

Who watches Will Smith movies??

I enjoyed men in black I and II… :gotme:

:wave:

:gay:

You mean Independance Day v.2 & v2.000001?

i loved Independence day

ahwhrhahrhahrhrhrhr :rofl:

independance day was alright, a bit weak on actual plot… but alright.

IMO MIB was a poor disney remake. <shrug>

$0.02

I still watch Fresh Prince everynight! :tup:

West philladelpia born and raised…

I didn’t know you were from Philthy.

OK, his info does not work at all. Janny had no reply so I have updated my signature accordingly.

:lol:

Just need a good pickup line like " Wanna go for a Pizza and a fuck?" and if they say no…“whats wrong? don’t you like pizza?” rofl. I tend to be rather shy unless i get a few drinks in me, i just walk up and start a convorsation “Hey hows it going…(blah blah blah)”. Getting girls to laugh is easy as hell, just walk by a few times, overhear what their talking about and throw in your $.02 but make it funny as fuck…easily done.

If your one of Butch’s friends you will understand and laugh with him.

HAHAHAHAHAH

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