please stop using your platonic male friends as shoulder to cry on when your BF is in jail for being fucking retarded … we dont care, unless it means you need a man while hes locked up
please stop telling “car guys” that your a “a real car girl” simply because youve mastered the complicated task of changing your oil on a car you WISH was faster … we laugh at you for this, and most likely mock you behind your back
please stop dating bad boys while telling us how u want to obne day find your prince charming … the truth is if you found prince charming, you would dump him for being “to nice” … you would of course then find another prick to date …
Please stop saying that your outgoing, if your idea of out going is heading to the bar with your fat friends to get fukin wasted and talk about how bad your boyfriend is, while he is at home working on his car, and your out skankin it up.
Please stop please stop asking if having slept with 15 guys is “a bad number” …especialy if you had his dick in you b4 u had his tounge in your mouth …double digit numbers are bad … end of story … even if your 75 and never married. there are seriously porn stars out there that have slept with less guys then u
Please stop making these lame posts on an almost daily basis. Please stop using NYSpeed as a shoulder to cry on. Please stop because we are mocking you behind your back
geez way to get YOUR panties in a bunch. thanks for informing me that i am old enough to drive, would have walked everywhere if it weren’t for you. lighten up it’s an off-topic thread.
Please stop saying you hate drama queens when you’re the biggest one everyone knows.
Please stop pretending to be in the car scene when the most car-related activity you participate in is posting in the off-topic section of a car forum.
Please stop saying you are a great driver if you don’t even know how to drive stick poorly, let alone in a decent manner so you aren’t ruining your clutch.
