what’s the best pickup line you’ve heard a guy drop on your girlfriend?
My favorite, because of how common it is, is via myspace : “god damn gurl, you have the prettiest eyes I’ve ever seen”
obviously I’ve heard much worse (well, she has) but lets hear some good ones.
Sort of related…
You’re at the bar with a couple of NYSpeeders… One of them is in conversation with a girl. She asks how you all met…
“Well, we met through this website.”
IB4Iwasjokingandsheknewit
did you see forgetting Sarah Marshal yet?
Girlfriends are for homos.
:2fingers:
“Nice ring, can I buy you a drink?”
:word: I’m working on the front back side to side thing =)
But the worst I’ve heard is I know he’s better looking than I am but i’ll treat you better(in front of me, then she flipped out and made me leave with her since I hit the guy)
edit
this was about the 4th or 5th time he tried to talk to her that night, enough was enough…
While at a party a few months back, a prominent NYSpeed member (who I’ll keep nameless) asked this one girl; “So, what’s your name on the forum?”
Classic. :lol:
Guys don’t try to pick up chicks at applebees 
I have a friend who will constantly ask the girl if she’s having a good time. Don’t do that.
wasn’t it lafengas that told the girl with the broken arm she should tell people it was from jumping a classroom of 1st graders on her dirt bike or some shit? obviously the story was told waaaay funnier from the second hand party.
one guy asked my gf at a bar one time, he says, youre gorgeous, do you have a sister? I just lold
Never had that problem before. I went to a party with my gf last night and she has alot of guy friends. Her and her friend dan were jokin around and shit and he slapped her ass, then instant looked up at me because he thought I was gonna kill him lol. I didn’t care though becasue I know she thinks I am the greatest thing under the sun and would never cheat on me. I don’t worry about other guys bothering her though, i’ve seen one guy try once. She told him flat out to fuck off or she’ll kick his ass lol.
We’re prolly talking about the same member! :lol:
i don’t even know where to start
lol omg i would have to shake his hand after that one
I told bsptc ex it was ignorant to end the relationship before i fucked her.
can i buy you a fish sanwich?
“Hey, does this smell like chloriform to you?”