those of you with girlfriends...

i use this or "Would you like to see the inside of my trunk

my girl friend doesnt even give the guy a chance to hit on her. its pretty funny ive heard. as soon as they start to say anything to her shes like i have a bf, go away. at work i guess she needed to train someone and the kid started hitting on her. like he started the convo with how he was single and then about his life. my girl friend was like, yeah i love my boy friend, i have a great boy friend. the kid was like oh, you have a bf and just didnt talk after that.

if that made no sense im sorry, its a monday morning and i dont have a coffee. im not at all awake today

I thought all you guys were gay?

all that i gleaned from it was that apparently you have a boyfriend?

yea, FYI thats not what your girlfriend does. One thing i’ve learned in the past year or so is that just about every girl I know with a boyfriend, whether good relationship or bad, fucks around on their man, and SURELY does not tell people to “get away”. If shes interested, she is. And I promise, one person (you in this case) doesn’t make her all of a sudden not interested in the rest of the world. Girls are secretly hornier than we are, and naturally AMAZING at lying to their boyfriends about it. Two of the girls I chilled with yesterday have boyfriends that were fucking bloooowwwing them up with the typical corny ass “WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU” speeding around town looking for them bullshit… and they both lied so good and so convincing it was fucking perfect. Because now I know never to do anything but fuck either one :slight_smile:

but srsly I haven’t fucked a girl that is single in over a year… so all you boyfriends keep acting corny for me, business is great

They are, some have yet to admit it to themselves though.

This from the dude, that is a gym rat, and lives with three other dudes, that are not related, nor school mates, nor coworkers…

:gay2:

:word:

lol pwnt, I agree all girls are skanks, why I save my time and money and just get the D wet

My house has a 2:1 male to female ratio.

The gym has tons of broads.

I like penis.

edit:

DO NOT like penis.

No really guys sureshot! just likes to check your form while you squat.

I second the notion that all girls are sluts. Boyfriends do not matter. My experience has been that a girl in a relationship only MAY take a bit more time.

If I know a girl has a boyfriend it doesn’t deter me at all.

:word: especially if the dude’s your friend, I think i’ve gotten most of my friends to convert to the idea that its better for you to find out shes a slut from your friend than have her fuck some random kid and you find out a year later with HIV…

Your friends could have HIV.

Not all girls are sluts. I wouldn’t date a girl I met at the bar. I’d date a girl from the grocery store though.

I wouldn’t trust a girl that gave up anal and didn’t cry or bleed. I’d trust a girl that gave up anal “because she believes in our relationship” and it bled and she cried mercifully.

ive found if you really ease it in with lots of spit you can minimize blood spatter.

but thats no fun :fry:

Sounds like your girl is a whore.

I’ll only trust anal virgins, no amount of lube or pre-emptive(sp) finger blasting will make it not bleed or will keep her from crying. Even the asianest of all weiners will tear that hole open the first time.

haha. thats funny because the girl i have usually everyone wants.

and i no shes not going to do anything. shes cheated on someone after being with them for 3 years, then he obviously broke up with her and she had her heart broken. i get told i love you from here probably 50 times a day at least. plus i chill with her all the damn time so theres no time for cheating.

but all you guys say all you want. i no the shit she has said to guys after being hit on and also i no she wouldnt cheat. ill just get a laugh out of anything said. which in return will probably make my day a little better

hell ask skurge he knows my gf. he’ll tell you the same thing

Pics or you are a 100% faggot cocksucker.

is she as dumb as you?