Just something i found from another site. Some of these are dead on…especially the DSM one!!!
What you would see at different forums…
Bentley Forums
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- I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?
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Camaro/Firebird Forums
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- My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain’t going back.
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Mustang (Chevelle) forums
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- -Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.
Monte Carlo forums
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- -Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain’t stolen yo.
Civic forums
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- -Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.
VW Bug forum
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- The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)
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Yugo Forum
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- When’s the last time yours ran?
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Lamborghini forum
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- Wind noise around 210MPH
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Miata forums
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- Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)
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Chevy Tahoe forum
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- -Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)
Pontiac Fiero forum
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- Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)
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BMW 7-series forum
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- Where to get service on my Rolex?
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Cadillac forum
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- Problems parallel parking at bingo.
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Chevy Suburban Forum
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- Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?
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Buick Forum
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- Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?
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Delorean forum
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- Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I’m from 1985.
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Crown Victoria forum
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- How come people never pass me on the highway?
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Honda Accord forum
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- Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.
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Toyota Echo forum
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- Do our cars use AAA or AA’s?
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Ferrari forums
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- Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast.
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Porsche forums
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- Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?
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Saturn forums
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- Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.
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Jaguar forum
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- Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?
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Mercedes forum
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- My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board?
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Mini forum
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- Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)
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Dodge Viper forum
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- I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather?
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McLaren F1 forum
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- -Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.
Dodge Minivan forum
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- Where’s the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don’t forget where I’m supposed to be?
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Hummer forum
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- Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He’s 25 miles away. That’s $35 in gas.
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Fiat forum
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- -Hello? Am I the only member?
Subaru WRX forum
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- I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.
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Chevy pickup forum
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- How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?
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SRT Forums
“Will this void my warranty”
RX7 Forums
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- 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM’ing me.
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DSM Forums
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- -Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM’ing me
Supra Forums
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- -Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.
Vette Forums
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- -Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel?
Ford 2.3 forums
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- -Help! Replaced everything, still doesn’t start!