fuck me. gas is goddamn PRICEY these days! shit is probably going to hit $5/gallon soon!
YOURE FUCKED!
so, i figure i will be generous and let my least fuel efficient vehicle go for anyone who needs it
specs -
1994 Honda Accord EX
the most fucking baller of all honda accords, duh, its an EX
Green, you know, like the color of trees and grass and money
116k crazy comfy super efficient miles on this car
all of the necessary amenities of your siiiqqq v8 suv you paid too much for (power everything, sunroof, ice cold ac, leather seats, the fucking seat mechanically lifts you up and down at the flick of a switch. shit is CRAZY i had no idea it did that until i was reaching for change under the seat last week and was like WTF does that switch do? well, no shit…)
5 speed (so your cheap ass driving like a boss in your v8 powered fuckwagon, but i need something to get me to work everyday so i can drive like a boss in my v8 fuckwagon, can coast down hills in order to save gas so you can drive your… you guessed it, v8 fuckwagon an extra 9 miles a week)
did i mention its green and has purple tint? the previous owner had it tinted years ago, mainly for her kids in the summer, that leather just got too hot for their little baby legs!
15 inch lightweight alloy wheels, so you can spend $50 a corner to get to work, then spend $749871428 on tires for your factory 19’s on your v8 fuckwagon, so you can look like a boss
has 4 wheel disc brakes, so you can stop quickly when you have to, who needs to roll to a stop?
cons - rear drivers side power window doesnt work. i know, fucking deal breaker. but as they say, nothing lasts forever
if im leaving anything out please let me know. i will answer any questions anyone has.
thanks
And my Cadillac gets 16 MPG on 93 without even being able to crush things