Does anyone have a diesel truck tuning device thingy?

one of the ones where you like plug it in and push a button and you gain 300 ft-lbs?

If anyone has one of those that would work, on, lets just say, a 2003 F350 turbo diesel, then they should REALLY bring it to the BBQ.

pssssstt…with the hyper tech…u need to erase the memory from past cars…or trucks…cause i wanted to use mine on a friends…but i need to get rid of my memory…only holds one car…soo tell the to erase it…

damn. I was hoping that maybe Ford made more than one F350 in their production run, and that maybe one of those people that bought one might have purchased one and post on Pittspeed, a site about speed and power. I guessthe odds of that are just so astronomically low that I shouldnt have even bothered to ask… woe is me.