This guy is a hell of a salesman…
That is awesome.
FOR SALE. 1995 TOYOTA CELICA CONVERTABLE ENGINE OPERATES FINE, HOWEVER, THE FIVE SPEED MANUAL TRANSMISION NEEDS REPAIR . THE CAR CAN NOT BE DRIVEN AT ALL WITH ITS CURRENT TRANSMISION PROBLEM. NO NO NO I DO NOT HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE TRANSMISSION, AND I COULDNT CARE LESS SO DONT BOTHER TO ASK ME. ASK THE TRANSMISSION SHOP YOU BRING IT TO. IF YOU WANT A CAR THAT DOES NOT NEED REPAIR GET LOST. THIS CAR IS PRICED CORRECTLY FOR A COMPLETLY REPAIRABLE AUTOMOBILE . THESE JAPS THAT BOMBED PEARL HARBOR MAKE A CAR THAT PEOPLE SEEM TO LIKE. I KNOW THEY SUCK. EVERYONE SHOULD BUY A OLD AMERICAN CAR MADE BEFORE 1974 AND RESTORE IT. AN EXAMPLE OF A REAL CAR WORTH YOUR TIME CAN BE SEEN IN THE BACKGROUND OF PICTURES FIVE AND SIX COUNTING DOWN FROM TOP. 1971 AND 1965 CHEVY IMPALAS, AND A 1947 PLYMOUTH DELUXE. THEN YOU HAVE GOT SOMETHING GOOD. NOT A JAPENESE PIECE OF MODERN JUNK. SCREW YOU JAPAN, AND ALL OTHER MODERN CARS FROM OVERSEAS, WITH THE EXCEPTION OF OLD BRITISH CARS OF COURSE, THEY HAVE NO BALLS UNDER THE HOOD BUT THEY GOT STYLE, AND YOU CAN ALWAYS PULL THIER BULLSHIT MOTORS OUT AND REPLACE THEM WITH SOME AMERICAN V8. BUT ANYWAY, SINCE YOU DONT KNOW ANY BETTER. BUY THIS AND FIX IT. ELECTRIC CONVERTABLE TOP WORKS CORRECTLY. NEW TIRES ON FRONT. NEW BRAKES ALL AROUND AND IT HAS A CLEAN INTERIOR. ALL ELSE WORKS CORRECTLY CRUISE CONTROL, RADIO ETC . THE CAR IS REPAIRABLE . ENJOY YOURSELF. THE NEGOTIABLE ASKING PRICE IS NOW 1900.00 OR BEST OFFER . GET THIS TUB OF SHIT OUT OF MY DRIVEWAY. PLEASE CALL BRIAN OR NOT, AT 516 384 3957 or 631 591 0944 THANKYOU. REALLY BIG SHOE.
Chrysler Sebring > Celica vert.
You could copy and paste the text in the description and it 110% applies to pirite’s MX3 in my driveway with a similarly busted transmission.
God damned Japs moved the plant back to Oh-sack-eee . . . .
Love it, wonder when it will sell lol
REALLY BIG SHOE
exactly
EVERYONE SHOULD BUY A OLD AMERICAN CAR
Basic grammar, I don’t haz it…
No.
so let me get this straight i have to go all the way back to 1974 just to find a American car that’s worth my time? and hes complaining about Japanese cars?
LINK DOESNT WORK?