For the assholes that put the matresses on the lawn

Shift518 Automotive Shift518 Off Topic
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Just call your garbage company and theyll come get them and charge something like $10 for picking them up.

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Even the shitty city of Rensselaer provides 2 bulk ups a year

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I know you have no clue who I am. But my dad passed away the 14th of December. So I know how much the holidays suck this year. If ya need someone to chat with or whatever dude, just give a shout. Unfortunatly I have no way to move the mattresses. Sorry dude.

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screw that i drop it off at the salvation army for free. strap to top of civic if it comes down to it

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drag them behind the civic the next time it snows with people riding on them

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yea paint a mustache on the matress and advertise free mustache rides.

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we all know Bobby has plenty of spray paint available to do that

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ahaha seriously the more spray paint the less rust

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fuck off

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Sorry to hear about your situation bob, if ya need em gone call me, I’m usually around most of the day. Would make a nice addition at emanuals house anyways :lol

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+rep if possible

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:lmao

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Bob if no one comes by tomorrow let me know and I will come grab it and drop it of at taft. Just text me tomorrow

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Good man

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Do what I did when I needed to get rid of a mattress:

  1. Spray paint something on top of the mattress. In my case, it was “Fuck AAP -Napa”.
  2. Zip tie the rear corners Of the mattress to the top of a roof rack.
  3. Proceed to drive around aimlessly, LOl’ing everytime you hit 30mph and the mattress stands completely vertical. Now everyone behind you can know your thoughts.
  4. Drive faster so the mattress starts to bend in the middle, becoming an aid in rear downforce. This is what some may call “active-aero.”
  5. Ignore the massive toll this has taken on both getting up to speed and your gas mileage.
  6. Dump mattress somewhere. In my case, the front door of a local AAP.
  7. Reminisce about that evening for years to come.
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I refuse to assist you, primarly because I do not have a means, secondly this thread is way too mushy.

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Hey guys, new here. I have a couple old mattresses and was wondering if you knew a place where I can dispose of them. Duke’s place seems like a first choice from what I’ve read here.

Thanks!

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Are they queen size? I need to upgrade.

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not true at all. ive talked to dadly and mike the past few weeks but they werent doing anything. mike called me xmass night but i was in bed. i texted him the next day and got no responce. :cry:

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:rofl at dadly