For the Attention of: Shaggy

You’re a real [faggot] pal. You should go [fist deep on a fat chick]

I’ve been to prison once.
I’ve been married twice.
I was once drafted by Lyndon Johnson and had to live
in shit-ass Mexico for two and a half years for no reason.
I’ve had my eye socket punched in, a kidney taken out,
and I got a bone chip in my ankle that’s never gonna heal.
I’ve seen some pretty shitty situations in my life.
But nothing has ever sucked more ass than this thread

orly?

We’ve been at this for years. You got nothing to worry about.
the best men for this job, truly.
So don’t let his unpleasantness affect your performance.
-Oh, no. We’re fine. -Performance?
Yes. Uh, your performance. You know, the, um…
Performance, like sexual?