green zebra striped slippers
That he loved dearly.
until their untimely end
at the hands of
the dreaded 8 titted
bearded doppleganger of Newman
who slapped them with
a green jelly doughnut
filled with the most
delicious little munchkin trolls
from the dark depths
of the Internets and
sarah palins rabid vagina
which smelled of elderberries
and blue smurf juice
The hero Paulo said
i enjoy herpes stains
thanks entirly to Anonymity
, golden showers, and monopoly.
Then out of nowhere,