make a story thread

ok so im really bored and saw this on a different forum a little while back. what happens is one person says up to three words to make a story up. u add what ever you want and see where it takes us .

There once was

a nissan driver

who sent a

shit load of

watermelon and kool-AID

to an orphanage

worst thread ever

worst name ever

best sig ever

WoRsT uSeRnAmE-TyPiNg EvEr

its a good thing you can tell the difference between a user name and my signature

way to fuck it up. RESTART

there once was…

a kid who. . .

partied fucking HARD!

so hard that

he shoved a

big breasted women. . .

off a cliff

into a bunch

Of germans who