Friday

the 13th

:scared:

maybe my day will go right :kekegay:

Pay…I mean Exchange Day!! wooo!!

free pizza today!!!

Great start to the morning…

[08:30] MustangChad5pt0: the girl he was with
[08:30] MustangChad5pt0: out of the blue
[08:30] MustangChad5pt0: just said to lory. “you can’t tell me you dont enjoy anal stimulation”
[08:31] MustangChad5pt0: i was like wtf
[08:32] tmoneyblingbling: HAHAHAHAA

^ :wtf: anal

i know… :idb:

my lucky day.

dude i didn’t even realize it was the 13. I am getting a dining room table tonight so I am happy camper

congrats… :ugh:

Shit is already fucked up here at work . :rolleyes:

Thanks!! I just don’t want to move it up the steps! :frowning:

Pics of table dancing !!! :blue:

i got a dotor’s appt in the port :scared:

tables can’t dance :rolleyes:

if a square table has a tripod.

404

/this thread

One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss one in the air, then catch it in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife asked a question, and as he turned to answer her, the peanut fell into his ear.

He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded only in pushing it in deeper. His wife tried to help, but after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to the hospital. As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter’s date said he could get the peanut out.

The young man told the father to sit down, then shoved two fingers up the father’s nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out.

The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted that it was nothing and the daughter brought the young man out to the kitchen for something to eat.

Once he was gone the mother turned to the father and said, “That’s wonderful - isn’t he smart? What do you think he’s going to be when he grows older?” The father replied, “From the smell of his fingers, our son-in-law!”

^ Ewwwwwwwwww

maybe this is why spangs is having a hard time