FTW guidelines for spouse

this is absolutly fantastic - i dono if its a repost or not, but wow

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html

smart guy

<----my gf agrees :slight_smile:

you probably gave her candy … kids will say anything for candy

you actually made me laugh

Alot of time and effort went into that
fucking weirdos…

pwned

crazy stuff

Wow, uhh… I can’t even think of a reply to this. Not even a sarcastic one, or anything even slightly silly. Yeah, uh wow.

I seriously LOLed at that

i saved that contract

lol

quit respecting women and agree with it, devin

Oh fine, chain them to the kitchen. Happy now. :stuck_out_tongue:

i like how anal sex is optional …

with a set of rules like that you might as well make anal sex mandatory …

if your gonna marry a girl, she should be willing to take one in the ass for the sake of family …

one one hand, I agree with a lot that has been said. On the other, it takes a fucking nutjob to put that shit into writing.

Especially a clear, concise, well put together piece of writing. What a fucking whacko.

oh, I never said he was stupid. Just crazy. :slight_smile:

lol seriously…
i started reading it for shits and giggles and after a paragraph or 2 i had to keep reading to see how much of a whackjob he is

hahaha!!!

that guy went through alot of effort just to get butt sex.