Fuck yo couch (and love seat, and chair)

Have a matching love seat, couch, and chair for sale, looking for $200 or best offer. Couch has a pull out sleeper.

fuck i wish i had someplace to put this till i leave for school

It’s only good conscience that I highly recommend against the purchase of this couch from OP.

Pro-tip:

He’s selling it for a reason.

“My couch pulls out, but I don’t!”

him and steve have had sex on it and/or multiple dutch rudders have been given on said couch

That’s not event he half of it. Buyer beware.

Really ware.

:rofl + rep

it’s because I no longer could stand the thought of sleeping on it when you are not there benjamin

Two weekends ago:

I stand up, hammered, blanket in hand, with every intention of sleeping on these couches.

The OP was also pretty hammered, and even in this mutual state of drunkenness, he strongly encourages me to stay where I am and under no circumstance sleep on the couches in question.

I heeded this warning, instead sleeping with my face inches from another man’s bare feet, instead of on these couches.

'nuff said?

^^^hahaaha

Many a poopnoodles were shot on this couch…

sam you got pics, im serious may be interested

AhhhhhhahahhhH! Gotta love savage love!

is this the couch benny licked another mans ass on ? if so sam ya dirty fuck scammer lolol

Sick…But I LOL’d