:rofl
:tongue
he’s pissed now :rofl :rofl
SgtMike8: (10:25:30 PM) hold on just a minute here
SgtMike8: (10:25:42 PM) you’re getting an m3 and going to college
SgtMike8: (10:25:44 PM) stfu
SgtMike8: (10:25:44 PM) gtfo
kramerbuccs24: (10:25:53 PM) k sry
final update in the kramer & mike chronicles for tonight:
kramerbuccs24: (10:28:31 PM) cya tomorrow if you go out
SgtMike8: (10:28:38 PM) yea bro
SgtMike8: (10:28:40 PM) pnr
kramerbuccs24: (10:28:51 PM) yezzir
kramerbuccs24: (10:28:57 PM) where the hell is that place?
kramerbuccs24: (10:28:59 PM) never been
SgtMike8: (10:29:25 PM) take the northway
SgtMike8: (10:29:26 PM) NORTH
SgtMike8: (10:29:28 PM) then
kramerbuccs24: (10:29:30 PM) ok
SgtMike8: (10:29:31 PM) take exit 8
SgtMike8: (10:29:33 PM) take a LEFT
SgtMike8: (10:29:35 PM) then
SgtMike8: (10:29:42 PM) go over the northway
SgtMike8: (10:29:44 PM) then
SgtMike8: (10:29:45 PM) take a LEFT
SgtMike8: (10:29:53 PM) it’s this big PARKING LOT
SgtMike8: (10:30:02 PM) where you don’t get a BIG DICK
kramerbuccs24: (10:30:12 PM) hahaha
kramerbuccs24: (10:30:29 PM) you know where this is going…
SgtMike8: (10:30:53 PM) thanks for starring out my *****
kramerbuccs24: (10:30:58 PM) wat
SgtMike8: (10:30:59 PM) or…maybe the forum did it
SgtMike8: (10:31:01 PM) but whatever
kramerbuccs24: (10:31:07 PM) yeah the forum did
kramerbuccs24: (10:31:09 PM) watch this
kramerbuccs24: (10:31:14 PM) ***** ***** ***** *****
SgtMike8: (10:31:26 PM) and I bet you’re posting that
kramerbuccs24: (10:31:34 PM) yeah i am, thats why i typed it
phunkfx: i can assume no S4 for me this weekend
mkvr6gti3: idk man, all i know is he wasnt working on it last night, he said he had another car he had to get out
mkvr6gti3: haha,. dude i just want recaros
phunkfx: lol man i told you you’d be spending money on it already
mkvr6gti3: so comfy
phunkfx: lol i IMed greg “hows it going” and he put a away message up. FML
phunkfx: figures.
phunkfx: so apparently its real messed up… or a big deal… or low importance
mkvr6gti3: right
mkvr6gti3: well i keep pushing him for a price on some used turbos before i go and buy this car
mkvr6gti3: and he wont give me an answer
mkvr6gti3: he was very talkative yesterday
mkvr6gti3: but never got back to me with a price
mkvr6gti3: he has a phone now tho
mkvr6gti3: so
phunkfx: damnit
phunkfx: well i do wanty car to be good, but i certainly do not want it sitting around in LI no offense
phunkfx: i have other shit i have to do to it
phunkfx: eh gad damn cars
phunkfx: i’d rather the tune be really good than have the car back quickly
phunkfx: I HAVE A HUGE PENIS
mkvr6gti3: ur such a dick
mkvr6gti3: lol everyone saw that
phunkfx: HAHAHA don’t leave aim open when you walk away douche.
the kramer & mike saga continues with this gem
SgtMike8: (2:26:04 AM) lol
SgtMike8: (2:26:11 AM) I see you’re studying hard
kramerbuccs24: (2:26:24 AM) FFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
SgtMike8: (2:26:46 AM) what tests you got
SgtMike8: (2:26:51 AM) ill go take them for you
kramerbuccs24: (2:27:04 AM) forensics: DNA
kramerbuccs24: (2:27:28 AM) college accounting: merchandising operations and internal control
kramerbuccs24: (2:27:31 AM) good luck lol
SgtMike8: (2:28:23 AM) passed those in my sleep
kramerbuccs24: (2:29:05 AM) i call CSBS on that
kramerbuccs24: (2:29:19 AM) tell me the difference between DNA ligase and DNA polymerase
kramerbuccs24: (2:29:37 AM) then tell me if “freight in” is classified as an operating expense or not
SgtMike8: (2:29:51 AM) im not sober
SgtMike8: (2:30:02 AM) I said I could do it in my sleep
SgtMike8: (2:30:04 AM) not while drunk
kramerbuccs24: (2:30:18 AM) hahaha
SgtMike8: (2:30:02 AM) I said I could do it in my sleep
SgtMike8: (2:30:04 AM) not while drunk
:rofl
definitely the best part :lmao
another one from tonight
SgtMike8: (8:41:02 PM) lady gaga ftw
kramerbuccs24: (8:41:20 PM) she has a penis
SgtMike8: (8:41:39 PM) why else would lady gaga be ftw
While discussing movies with Kramer
LKSwhy (3:38:44 AM): boondock saints?
kramerbuccs24 (3:38:54 AM): the taking of pelham 1 2 3, just saw that, was pretty good
kramerbuccs24 (3:38:57 AM): never heard of it
LKSwhy (3:39:01 AM): NO
kramerbuccs24 (3:39:05 AM): ?
LKSwhy (3:39:07 AM): YOU MUST BE JOKING
kramerbuccs24 (3:39:13 AM): wat?
kramerbuccs24 (3:39:20 AM): you havent seen it yet
LKSwhy (3:39:24 AM): the boondock saints
LKSwhy (3:39:29 AM): is what im talking about
kramerbuccs24 (3:39:35 AM): oh
kramerbuccs24 (3:39:37 AM): eyah
kramerbuccs24 (3:39:38 AM): yeah
kramerbuccs24 (3:39:44 AM): well it prolly sucks
LKSwhy (3:39:47 AM): OH WOW
LKSwhy (3:40:00 AM): i cant believe this right nwo
This is actually pretty serious and not funny. :facepalm
i’ve been blackmailed
I put pennies over the eyes of everyone I kill after watching that movie.
CrAzYz250 (12:11:11 AM): lmfao
CrAzYz250 (12:11:14 AM): listen to this joke
CrAzYz250 (12:11:19 AM): its so bad but so funny
CrAzYz250 (12:12:02 AM): they say celebrity deaths come in three rite? well billy mays decided to throw a 4th one in for free!
CrAzYz250 (12:12:05 AM): and then
WestCoastEnvyX (12:12:56 AM): heard it
WestCoastEnvyX (12:12:59 AM): thats strike 1
CrAzYz250 (12:13:14 AM): they are gona melt michael jackson down because hes all plastic and make him into legos so the kids can play with him for once
WestCoastEnvyX (12:13:19 AM): strike 2
CrAzYz250 (12:13:23 AM): FUCK YOU
CrAzYz250 (12:13:26 AM): bullSHIT
WestCoastEnvyX (12:13:26 AM): you don’t want to aim for strike 3
CrAzYz250 (12:13:29 AM): SHIT!!!
WestCoastEnvyX (12:13:32 AM): or else i am going to be very unhappy
CrAzYz250 (12:14:12 AM): why did the rooster push the cat into the pool?
WestCoastEnvyX (12:14:24 AM): because your prelude only makes 333whp
CrAzYz250 (12:14:29 AM): lmao
CrAzYz250 (12:14:36 AM): a wet pussy always makes a cock happy
CrAzYz250 (12:14:38 AM): fucker
CrAzYz250 has been added to your block list (12:14:46AM)
freudianslip: go with the flow it usually sorts out the bs for you
bennyrizz: yeah
bennyrizz: i mean
freudianslip: deff go oriental if you havnt before
bennyrizz: um
bennyrizz: even if i had
bennyrizz: i am
freudianslip: i can live bicuriously
bennyrizz: …
freudianslip: LOL
freudianslip: idk spelling
bennyrizz: yeeaaahhhh
bennyrizz: freudian slip
bennyrizz: if i ever saw one
freudianslip: nah
freudianslip: i wouldnt type bi unless i knew what i was doin lol
bennyrizz: vicarious is where you were going i think
freudianslip: YEA
freudianslip: LOL
freudianslip: hahahaha
bennyrizz: hahaha
freudianslip: bi curiously
freudianslip: hahahahahahahahahaha
freudianslip: ouch
bennyrizz: hahaha fail
:facepalm :rofl
Oh, wow. :lol
sSplaske (11:51:13 PM): nicks gotta tell u the story
WestCoastEnvyX (11:51:16 PM): what story
Splaske (11:51:29 PM): go in his room and ask him abnout the 3 bikers
WestCoastEnvyX (11:51:36 PM): lol im too high to get up
WestCoastEnvyX (11:51:40 PM): what happened though
Splaske (11:52:08 PM): basicly we were fuckin with these kids on bikes
Splaske (11:52:10 PM): in my car
WestCoastEnvyX (11:52:14 PM): lolololol
Splaske (11:52:18 PM): like slamin on breaks and doing 180s in the cort at mohwak commons
WestCoastEnvyX (11:52:25 PM): lmao
Splaske (11:52:26 PM): then we went by the last time takin pics and they called us fags
Splaske (11:52:45 PM): so we took half a large pepsi from taco bell, put bandannas on and chucked it at him as we drove past
WestCoastEnvyX (11:52:53 PM): lmao
WestCoastEnvyX (11:52:55 PM): did it hit them
Splaske (11:53:00 PM): ph yeah
Splaske (11:53:01 PM): opend up mid air
Splaske (11:53:05 PM): nicks got good aim
Splaske (11:53:14 PM): garentee that kid is SOO wet
WestCoastEnvyX (11:53:20 PM): ahahahahaha
Splaske (11:53:25 PM): hahahah
Splaske (11:53:29 PM): i couldnt stop laughing
Splaske (11:53:31 PM): the whole way home
Splaske (11:53:38 PM): we tought that kid a moral lesson
Splaske (11:53:44 PM): dont fuck with kids in a car when ur on a bike
WestCoastEnvyX (11:54:11 PM): OMG THAT IS EPIC
:rofl
yupppp thats pretty epic :lmao
good one i got today
vwishndaetr (4:49 PM 8-24-2009): Hey whats up.
Just wanted to say nice mk2 you have there. Stance is killer and you have balls to back it up.
But i gotta ask you, what does the plate signify?
xace288 (10:56:40 PM): i stil rember whn u did the burn out with the firebird in front of cchs madd people stared at u haha
WestCoastEnvyX (10:56:57 PM): lmfao i forgot about that
hahahaha
Yankee2441 (12:19:22 AM): you act like a hyena on ritalin when youre drunk
Fuckin’ people and their judgements.
SgtMike888888: (2:09:13 AM) no thx
kramerbuccs24: (2:09:25 AM) wat
SgtMike8888888: (2:09:30 AM) gpny
kramerbuccs24: (2:09:34 AM) gay
SgtMike888888: (2:10:17 AM) ya’
SgtMike8888888: (2:10:36 AM) that is what you called it earlier
kramerbuccs24: (2:10:56 AM) what, buttsex?
SgtMike8888888: (2:11:13 AM) gpny
kramerbuccs24: (2:11:39 AM) gpny is code for buttsex i thought you knew
SgtMike8888888: (2:12:26 AM) you suck at college
kramerbuccs24: (2:12:36 AM) thanks
SgtMike888888: (2:16:12 AM) hey no
kramerbuccs24: (2:16:22 AM) okay yes
just a regular conversation with the sarge (from the other day)