funny shit on aim

im drty

Speeedy17183: wait, u are not gay?
drtySanchezYou: i like monkeys too
Speeedy17183: haah
Speeedy17183: you shouldn’t write things like, “I am gay, i hate jesus” if you are not gay
Speeedy17183: lol
drtySanchezYou: im happy
Speeedy17183: oh ok
Speeedy17183: i thought maybe we could relate, but
Speeedy17183: i’m not happy
Speeedy17183: just homo
drtySanchezYou: u?
Speeedy17183: ya, that’s what i said
drtySanchezYou: where u from?
Speeedy17183: do you have anything against homos?
drtySanchezYou: no
Speeedy17183: you going to come burn my house down?
Speeedy17183: ok
Speeedy17183: i’m from pa
Speeedy17183: u?
drtySanchezYou: from amsterdam
Speeedy17183: holland?
Speeedy17183: as in over the ocean?
drtySanchezYou: no shit
drtySanchezYou: u know geograpghy
Speeedy17183: okay, i get your sarcasm
drtySanchezYou: where else?
Speeedy17183: i’m sure there’s a city named amsterdam somewhere in the u.s.
drtySanchezYou: i got molested by a big black chick
drtySanchezYou: what can i do
Speeedy17183: you are funny’
drtySanchezYou: ok african american
Speeedy17183: there you go, much better
Speeedy17183: so do you just go in the christian chat room to mess with christians or what?
drtySanchezYou: no
drtySanchezYou: i was looking for help
Speeedy17183: c’mon man, seriously
drtySanchezYou: didnt know where to turn
drtySanchezYou: all others are bots
Speeedy17183: oh i c
Speeedy17183: i’m not a christian yet but maybe i can help
Speeedy17183: maybe i can give some advice
drtySanchezYou: yeah but your gay?
Speeedy17183: how old are you?
Speeedy17183: that’s why i’m not a christian
Speeedy17183: that’s my inner turmoil
Speeedy17183: homo or christian???
Speeedy17183: which should i choose?
drtySanchezYou: neither
drtySanchezYou: pussy !!!
Speeedy17183: i only wish
Speeedy17183: i could
drtySanchezYou: go for it
Speeedy17183: you think i like liking guys?
Speeedy17183: i hate it
Speeedy17183: but i can’t help it
drtySanchezYou: im from ohj
drtySanchezYou: oh
Speeedy17183: ok
Speeedy17183: really, my problem is a question of immediate gratification or eternal happiness
drtySanchezYou: what
Speeedy17183: abide by god’s rules and go to heaven, or have sex with men and have fun
drtySanchezYou: emotions are for women
Speeedy17183: oh, i c, you are a redneck jock
Speeedy17183: born and raised
drtySanchezYou: suck it up
Speeedy17183: ya, real nice
Speeedy17183: cya later
drtySanchezYou: no
Speeedy17183: ya, you’re right, goodbye