Getting a dildo to the forehead?
^ I watched that one, lol.
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FUCK. Not getting a dildo to the foreheard, the top gear.
I’m sure you’ve seen at least one video where an asian chick takes a dildo to the face.
^HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Fucking hilarious. Sadly, I really lost it laughing when she did the “CUP OF CHEESE!!!” because my stepdad totally does that, even though he never has said “cup of cheese” LOL
Cup a cheese!
Even my kids try to pull it off now. My poor dog…
If you’ve never cupped a fart, then you are not living
Dutch Oven > Cup a Cheese
100% agree.
Nth level though is to place them where they cannot be avoided.
I got my brother at Saks the other day while he was hunched over trying on a pair of boots. He could not move.
Best execution though was in a closed office while on a conference call with a bad mic so my colleague had to speak close to the phone… I placed it right over the phone mid-sentence… You would high-five me if you saw it.
:like:
Man too bad we didn’t have a button for that…
That shit is weak, the thing to do is fart into a hat and then throw it 20’ across a room into the victim’s chest, neck, face, forehead. Either that or fart into a purse and open / close it quickly in the purse owner’s face (this makes for good first impression when meeting your buddy’s new girlfriend).
bonus points for accidentally sharting?
What guy carries around a purse?
Different way to put out a fire.
Accidentally?