^^^ that’s great.
Man I love that soldier thing.
Nothing better on this ole earth than a selfie taking dummy.
Terminator is awesome.
More good Vines from 2013:
23 minutes… C’mon lol
yea, kinda sorta worth it. works best with 2 monitors. lol
Now this starts out as if it could be an interesting test… then just falls apart, lol:
That’s funny.
lol. Is that LZ?
This is so wrong yet so funny:
How To Fly In Comfort #10 - PRETEND TO BE RETARDED
This is so unethical and disgusting, I’m not sure I even want to admit that I do it. Crossing your eyes and bending your wrists in like you have cerebral palsy is a horrible thing to do, but sometimes flying gets to a Lord of the Flies level of desperation and you’re forced to improvise.
I have feigned retardation in order to sit with a business partner for a six-hour trip. I have also done it at the priority lineup because I was late for my flight and knew waiting in the normal line would make me miss it. The attendant kept telling me I was in the wrong line, but I kept being too retarded to understand him until he let me pass. It helps to button your top button when you do this, especially if you’re wearing a polo shirt. I have also done this at the gate while asking the woman there if I can sit with my friend. If we’re being totally honest, I may have said, “I’m #1” to the lady as I boarded and she possibly replied, “Yes you are” with a huge sympathetic smile. I’m not proud of that at all.
You have to retain the handicapped act until about twenty minutes after you sit down lest you get caught. This almost blew up in my face on one flight because as I sat there wobbling from side to side, a real handicapped man my age wearing a Superman shirt walked by with his mother, and I could tell she was considering seating us together so we could talk shop. We were making the exact same gestures and were both equally cross-eyed. If this had happened, I would have been fine with the punishment and stayed in character the whole flight, because you shouldn’t do the crime if you can’t do the time.
I heartily apologize to the family members and caretakers of the mentally handicapped for taking advantage of other people’s benevolence. It’s wrong and I’m sorry, but flying in America today has gotten so out of hand, it’s enough to make you retarded.
Ill just leave this here for now. Ill make a thread on my purchase soon but…this is from my car. 1200 miles on it…drove from AR to here through the snow storm the last couple days. Got off the 90 and the car had nooooooo power. CEL came on. went straight to dealer, reconnected MAF and reset ecu, and all was good for 20 minutes. This morning i went to go to work, and nothing. Stopped to put washer fluid in it since i used it on the trip, and noticed the intake tube was collapsed…pulled the filter out to see, this:
CAI!