Get drunk, bite a panda

http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/asiapcf/09/20/panda.bite.ap/index.html

now that’s priceless.

mmmm tasty!

gotta show youre the alpha!

the last paragraph, a student “broke his bones in the fall”

wtf?

Maybe it was his dad going back for revenge?

I made the mistake of reading that while talking to someone on the phone.

hahaha

“Startled, Gu Gu bit Zhang in the right leg, it said. Zhang, a 35-year-old migrant laborer from central Henan province, got angry and kicked the panda, who then bit his other leg.”

^^^^best line in the whole story lol