GN : I just took a huge dump after waiting on hold on the phone for 30 minutes.
BN : I was still on hold at my desk when I took the dump.
GN: civics are cheap to build
BN:
GN:I got a $50 Visa gift card from work.
BN:I blew it on pokerstars in ~10 minutes.
:lol:
GN: getting ready to watch Adaptation while doing laundry & drinking more absinthe
BN: i have to work tomorrow
GN: that didn’t stop me last night while watching Death Proof
BN: the hangover shows up at like 11am out of fucking nowhere
GN: the t/a has a shitty clutch fork & it’s getting replaced
GN: that fucker’s coming home no matter what
GN: i get two weeks off for this break and you don’t 
GN: Boss is coming to take Fuzzy and I out for lunch thursday
BN: We havnt got a bonus yet, I think our bonus is lunch 
GN:today was my day off
BN:was called into work for snow removal
GN: the tractor blew a hydrolic line
BN: i had to fix it
GN: went home early after i fixed the hydrolic line
BN: our lot still has a shit ton of snow
Great episode.
GN: Mustang is away, safe for the winter.
BN: Mustang is away. For the winter.
GN: But it will be protected from mice because the neighbor’s cat is a mouser.
BN: The mice patrol the perimeter of the garage like the bridge on the river Kwai.
GN: The cat is outside, even in the snow. He’s got balls.
BN: The cat shouldn’t be outside, even in the snow. Because the plow has been down three times and it sure as shit looks to me like there’s a tail in the snowdrift.
BN: Car will be completely eaten by spring, I will find mouse turds with locking lugs in them :tdown:
GN: gas tank in the Jeep is full (again)
BN: i pissed through 19 gallons of gas in 3 days
GN: i got 270 miles out of a tank of gas, about 150 of those miles from driving back and forth to my gfs house in the snow, in 4 wheel drive the whole time, with overdrive off
GN: thats a hell of a lot better than the Explorer ever got, and I think this is the most fuel efficient vehicle I have owned.
GN: this will effectively save me money (maybe) so that I may put it into the Mustang
BN: its 20 degrees out, theres a foot of now outside, and its December which means the Mustang isnt going anywhere for at least another 4 months.
BN: you bought that fuckin’ jeep, didn’t you
GN: i’m not you, shit yeah
EDIT:
GN: there is no more good news
fuckin right doggy
GN: i got a $15,000 Jeep for $11,900
more GN: i got rid of that problem-cursed Exploder
BN: as much as I deny it, i foresee mass amounts of money being spent to lift said Jeep and do other un-necessary modifications for no apparent reason
GN: there is no more good news
GN:no more polls about the explorer
BN:polls about lifting the jeep
GN: would go with a SkyJacker 4" suspension lift, American Racing Baja rims, Interco Swamper Radial tires, and Mopar chrome front and rear tubular bumpers, so no poll needed to decide on that
BN: thats gonna cost some money…
GN: I got to see my friend Laura from college today
BN: I didn’t get any
GN: I met some of her uber hot friends
BN: I was too damn shy to ask for any numbers
GN: Her one friend thinks im hot
BN: Shes got a bf already
GN: I hear it wont be for much longer
both of you guys
GN:jeg might finally get laid
BN:lauras uber hot friends arent so uber
GN:she thinks jegs really hot
BN:she just found out about how much of a redneck jeg really is
gn:joel is comming into town
bn: he missed the snow storm and i wont get to snow drift his car
gn:but we can still get drunk:carnut
bn:i still wont get to snow drift his car
gn:he gets to meet my x roomate who he looks like who also banged the same chick
bn:i still wont get to snow drift his car
lofuckingl!
gn:i get to play soccer tomarrow
bd:my team sucks dick like the weater that the bills had to deal with.
GN: I’m reading Jim Cramer’s Real Money.
BN: I’m not interested in it right now and I have to write a paper on it.
GN: I am alive.
BN: I am awake.
GN: I make my own hours.
BN: I don’t pay attention to them.
GN: I still get paid lots of $
BN: They take lots of taxes.
GN: I get an OK return.
BN: I have to wait until April to get it
GN: Thats when the spring is.
BN: My car might not be ready.
GN: It willl save me on gasolines
BN: I get gas for free so savings doesnt count
GN: I have a huge dick
BN: It doesnt fit in vagina
GN: I tried Anal
BN: That didnt work either.
GN: I bought a blow up doll
BN: She popped.
GN: I came
BN: She popped.
GN: I bought another one.
BN: She popped.
GN: I tried a guy blow up doll.
BN: He didnt pop.
GN: It satisfies me.
BN: It’s a he.
GN: There are hot girls at the gym.
BN: It is not the Gym in my basement.
GN: I get all jacked and tan at the gym.
BN: Girls have NEVER found that attractive.
GN: I feel good about myself.
BN: Girls have NEVER found that attractive either.
GN: I am getting older.
BN: Only weird gold diggers find that attractive.
GN: I am very picky.
BN: Noone meets my standards.