Also true.
Do you read your own posts!? They are great though.
You guys are hurting my feelings. 
GLITCH I STILL LOVE YOU BRO!!!
That’s debatable
wtf. get all this fucking OG shit outta my hardcoreman thread! no one gives a fuck how long you’ve been around. omgzzz i was on ubrf too! yayy!
Dawn just pwned me.
We’re just wasting time until we get a response from MAXIMUM BOOST!!!1111
Yeah that mother fucker hasn’t responded yet.
“i m very sexual. I love family times”
hehe
He’s probably in the zone gettin fuckin jacked at the gym.
in the zone cheif.
“Yea I grunt at the gym. That’s so everyone sees how jacked and tan I am.”
:bowrofl:
So after the gym I grab some Chipotle. And when I walked in there, it was just jam-packed of fat out of shape motherfuckers stuffing their faces, and all of their beady eyes just gazed in awe and jealousy as I slowly strode in. Still glistening from my killer chest/tri’s workout, my chistled muscles gleamed in the cheap restaurant lighting. I was even wearing those mesh-like gym shorts that totally show the outline of your cock and some pathetic sap’s girlfriend just dropped her plastic fork in her burrito bol in fucking ecstasy as she admired my sweaty flopping cock.
As I ordered everyone got real quiet, intently listening in to see what a specimen like me eats at such an establishment full of swine and peasants. After I told Carlos to make me a fucking steak burrito, I knocked out an entire set of tricep dips on the queue bars as he was putting in extra guac just like I told his bitch ass to do. After they rang my shit up, I grabbed my to go bag and smashed it in my gym bag like I didn’t even give a fuck (because I didn’t). Even as I exited the building, all the filthy mongrels went back in shame knowing that when I eat my burrito it will add 10 pounds to my bench, and not to my ass.
If we don’t get a reply soon I’m gonna start e-mailing him. I’ll give “Mandi” a couple days to see if he takes the bait.
:bigtup:
ugh dawn, too much misspelling.
this is hilarious, dawn let me know if you need anything else to say, you should be persistent so that it shows you have interest
Yeah, he might think it’s Chris Hansen from “To Catch a Predator”.
BUT she cant come off as too smart, it might scare him away.
reeling this one in is has to be a carefully orchestrated dance
Shouldnt be too difficult.
hissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss