Funny enough to fuck your mother!!!
Oh no it’s happening to me too!!!
forgot what i came here to post but this just slipped out
Do you need assistance?!
nah i think i’m good i’m just not 100% sure how this internet thing works, i felt comfortable in here because the op is in the same boat
welcome clitoris
e: woah!
how come none of the people with VW’s have the username VAG!na?
And secondly,
Its funny because before I even read on, I thought something was a little FISHY as well…
If you are legit, then WELCOME! But I hope you prove my (and the general crowds) first instincts wrong. 
i’m pretty sure she’s genuine
waiting for noodz
how much you wanna bet this chick is polish?
If so, i’ll give her some leeway. Its not her fault.
Hello my dear, do not let the riff raff on this forum stop you from becoming an active participant on the forum.
I am sure you are a beautiful young woman that most of these “boys” wouldnt know how to act around anyway.
If you do come to a meet they will probably just stare across the parking lot in their usual circle jerk pattern and look at each other quite puzzled and curious who you are but none of them will come talk to you. They may yell from across the parking lot in hopes of gaining your attention. Do not let this swoon you. You are already much too good for it.
I once had a taurus and it was an amazing car and I can certainly appreciate your love of such a solid statement of american automotive excellence.
Feel free to PM me if you have any questions about the board or how things work around here. I would be more than happy to help.
Now someone please pass me the courvoisier
Best thing this thread has going for it, well played James.
what do you know about my usual circle jerk pattern, it’s very unpredictable
2turboZ working the lady skills 
I got you man :tup:
PATTERNS ARE PREDICTABLE, THATS WHY ITS CALLED A PATTERN
what if its a chaotic pattern
you know, ladies don’t like all the caps, it’s too aggressive
chaos has no pattern.
And loud noises attract their attention if only for a moment.
then my circle jerk is chaotic, not patterned
unlike this ongoing problem with animal pictures just appearing in my post
welcome 
welcome
cl!toris, if your still tooking at this thread i went through all of the same shit when i joined, they didnt scare me away yet.
welcome to hell =D
In before our resident Taurus humper/modder finds this thread.
Welcome to ze board.