Got this in an email. I enjoyed it…
[FONT=‘Courier New’]Senator Hillary Clinton was invited to address a major gathering of The American Indian nation two weeks ago in upper New York State[/FONT]
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[FONT=‘Courier New’]She spoke for almost an hour on her future plans for increasing every Native American’s present standard of living, should she one day become the first female President.[/FONT]
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[FONT=‘Courier New’][/FONT][FONT=‘Courier New’]She referred to her career as a New York Senator, how she had signed “yes” for every Indian issue that came to her desk for approval…[/FONT]
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Although the Senator was vague on the details of her plan, she[/FONT][FONT=‘Courier New’] seemed most enthusiastic about her future ideas for helping her “red sisters and brothers”.[/FONT]
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[FONT=‘Courier New’]At the conclusion of her speech, the Tribes presented the Senator with a plaque inscribed with her new Indian name - Walking Eagle.[/FONT]
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[FONT=‘Courier New’]The proud Senator then departed in her motorcade, waving to the crowds. A news reporter later inquired of the group of chiefs of how they had come to select the new name given to the Senator.[/FONT]
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[FONT=‘Courier New’]They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of crap it can no longer fly.[/FONT]
