Hopefully I’ll be able to post up a “hooray I’ve got a great new job” type of thread soon and can let the cat out of the bag. They said at my interviews on Monday that they normally try to let people know within 48 hours, but the “other applicant” (suggesting that it’s down to me and one other dude) is from out of town and can’t make it till October. At that point I suggested that he’s lost his chance. 
I would just post up what’s going on, but Buffalo’s the biggest small town in America so I don’t want to do anything like post up that I’m job hunting when I don’t want my current company to know in case something falls through. Good thing we’re speaking hypothetically.