I have always secretly liked broncos, I have no idea why. I had a dream last night that I had a brown bronco, it was perfect. Then today, I find this on ebay…
i have no idea why I want this so much
far too much $ though
you have the urge to look at a vehicle funny, than have said vehicle flip over suddenly and burst into flames right before your very eyes?
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forgot to add
“Smells like steak and seats thirty five!”
“Canyonaro!”
Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
smells like a steak and seats thirty-five…
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down,
It’s the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown!
Canyonero! (Yah!) Canyonero!
[Krusty:] Hey Hey
The Federal Highway comission has ruled the
Canyonero unsafe for highway or city driving.
Canyonero!
12 yards long, 2 lanes wide,
65 tons of American Pride!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!
Canyonero! Canyonero! (Yah!)
She blinds everybody with her super high beams,
She’s a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, driving machine!
Canyonero!-oh woah, Canyonero! (Yah!)
Drive Canyonero!
Woah Canyonero!
Woah!
on a lighter note, that is one clean looking bronco
goddamn!
damn nice truck for sure. i would never pay that much money for it, but still an awesome truck for the shape its in!
I don’t care what kind of condition its in… its a FORD that was made in the 1980’s that shit will fall apart in 2 months tops…
now maybe if it was a white bronco would it be worth buying as a snky snky get away…
My friend Madeleine loves Broncos too. WHYYYY? They’re fucking stupid. I’d rather have the Chevy version. My dad had a K5, now THAT was cool. Not to have a stupid “ford vs chevy” but the Chevy was way nicer.
Paint it White and start stabbin bitches.
Don’t forget these you fucking hick!
K5’s kick ass, but OJ did drive the white bronco, so I say white bronco ftw!
I think there was a white bronco on here for sale once… southern truck…
I had an 87 Red bronco back in the day. One summer we unloted the top. It was shockingly easy to do and i had a vert. It was a great truck before suvs got popular and all fancy. If you get a bronco you must take the roof off.
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Topless in the Bronc with your mullet flowing with the wind is a really hot. lol… but only the back passengers are really exposed to the sun, the driver and pass are under a roof.
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